Dear Costume Makers,
I don't believe in dressing up for Halloween.Maybe because my mother didn't like finding me costumes or she often went with a homemade outfit that just wasn't as cool as my friends.
But even if I did like dressing up... I have yet to find a costume that isn't slutty. Seriously? Does Strawberry Shortcake REALLY need to be slutty? You're making a mockery of my childhood.
Just sayin'.
Cordially,
Emery
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